The world is your toilet. If it stands still, pee on it. The world is your menu. If you can chew it and swallow it, it's food. Keeping it down isn't the issue. Babes dig my quiet innocence and silent stares. You can catch up on your sleep. A day isn't complete without 18 hours of sleep. Chasing the cat is cheaper than the health club membership, and more convenient, as well. Crazy rich owners leave you everything when they die. Humans wait on you hand and foot. "Excuse me, sir, my water dish is empty". Conversation is not an option. "How 'bout them Patriots?" It's easier to look up girls skirts. A day at the office is a day snoozing and petting the customers.